• What if you had a tailgate and nobody showed up?
  • Famous Last Words: 175 Jello shots?!  We'll NEVER finish all of them!
  • Keep movin, there's nothing to see here ya bunch of looky-loos
  • Don't eat the berries, just pee on them
  • The game is over and Kristi is still standing!
  • Laid back (Got my mind on my money and my money on my mind)
  • The Christy-Kristi Shot  circa 2002
  • 89% of the McAllister Posse (pictured  in a naturally occurring clump)
  • Well, how else can I sneak Jello shots into the game?
  • Well, how else can I sneak Jello shots into the game?
  • Is it cold out here or are those Jello shots in your shirt?
  • WE WON THIS!!! WOOO HOO!!
  • I'm gonna spit my tea on you
  • Have a beer.  Now where's my $50 ??
  • Get any closer and I'm gonna put that camera in a dark place for ya
  • Tough guy
  • We just stumbled through here, got a brew?
  • I triple dog dare you
  • Insert joke here
  • Another innocent bystander caught in the melee
  • Kids, don't smoke rolled up Maple leaves
  • Come here, baby!  Wait, you aren't my wife.  Come here. . . you.
  • No matter where I go, I always get the one-finger salute
  • Oh wait, there is a GAME today!  We better go since they went to the trouble of having it.
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